Verdict: Even worse than the gimmicky sign led me to expect, and the sign’s been scaring me off for five years.
Here’s to another five. And another.
The brisket tastes okay, but it’s much too tough. You’re supposed to cook it slowly for a long time, so it falls apart at the touch of a fork. They have no clue. The house barbecue sauce is ketchup based and adequate. The corn bread is fine and the potato salad is marginal. The “mango lime” salad dressing is retarded, just pointless.
The accompanying glass of Four Roses Small Batch bourbon does a lot to improve the flavor, but that stuff would make my old socks taste good.
I don’t know if they have the Four Roses at the bar there. I was up in Freeport on my bike and got takeout. I had the bottle at home.